The printing is large and easy to read from a distance. The cards are tabbed and arranged by topic, so you can find the right message fast.

The book includes a variety of uncensored and censored messages (for those with slightly smaller balls). They've included a message for just about every annoying driver you'll encounter (43 messages in all), and they've also included some blank pages for you to write your own messages!

With Road Rage Cards, you'll always be able to get your point across!

GET OUT OF THE FAST LANE!

GET OUT OF THE FAST LANE, MORON!

LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, IMBECILE!

NICE CAR (You're still a bitch)

(picture of a cellphone) = LOUSY DRIVER

I HOPE THAT CELL PHONE GIVES YOU CANCER

WAIT YOUR TURN

WAIT YOUR TURN, YOU STUPID FUCK!

I'M FOLLOWING YOU!

PAY ATTENTION!

WAKE THE FUCK UP, IDIOT!

PICK A SPEED AND STICK WITH IT!

PICK A FUCKING SPEED ALREADY!

TWO WORDS: CAR WASH

THANKS FOR LITTERING OUR PLANET

THANKS FOR LITTERING, YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIECE OF SHIT!

WHY ARE YOU TAPPING YOUR BRAKES, FREAK?

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TAPPING YOUR BRAKES?

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!

(picture of a gun) I WISH THIS WAS REAL

STOP TAILGATING!

GET OFF MY ASS, MOTHERFUCKER!

YOUR MUSIC SUCKS

JERK!

ASSHOLE!

ARE YOU DRIVING THAT TO THE DUMP?

BLINKER?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING BLINKER IS?

I HOPE YOU CRASH AND DIE

F U

FUCK YOU!

YOU'RE STILL UGLY

THANKS FOR CUTTING ME OFF!

THANKS FOR CUTTING ME OFF, ASSHOLE!

SLOW TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT

THE GAS IS THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT!

SPEED IT UP ALREADY, JACKASS!

YOU'RE FUCKING GROSS

STAY IN YOUR LANE!

STAY IN YOUR LANE, SHITHEAD!